Bachelor Number 1
As you probably know, yesterday was Easter. Hooray, Jesus! I really don’t celebrate it for the religious reasons, though. I just get candy and dye some eggs, ’cause I’m cool like that. And by cool, I mean childish and immature. But, hey, free candy is free candy!
So, this year, we got this egg dying kit, and it came with stickers for faces and hats and stuff of that nature. And so, like an self-respecting person would, I made an eggman (goo goo g’joob) with a swirly moustache and goatee combo. His name is Javier and he is pictured below.
Isn’t he a suave devil? He has great taste in hats and facial hair, I’d say. Swirly moustache + goatee = ultimate facial hair combo! His eyes are a bit off-center, though. But, don’t let that deter you from his other redeeming features! Not to mention his great personality.
And the best part of all - he is single, single, single. That’s right ladies, if you play your cards right, this fine egg can be yours! 
March 24, 2008 | 9 Comments
